"heather, seriously, its running down my leg."

" im white trash.. well black trash" this is... jasmine. shes a... freakkkk, but thats... okay(: cause i love... her. shes so... random. especially when shes... tired. she has the... tendency to... hump my body pillow when shes super... tired, and acts like... a slave on my ...living room ...floor. she plays with her ...boobs, and belly ...button, and wonders stupid ...stufff. For example, since its daylight saving ...times, she asked if she'd ...have to reset her alarms because the time is ...changing, so her alarm would be ...wrong. uhm;; shes a.w.k.w.a.r.d. (: only ...alottt. "my foot was like suctioned to the floor, listen." (hears nothing)

so john wasn't invited to my house, cause he pissed me off. so he tried and tried all day to convince us to let him come. so like around sixthirty he calls and is like im coming over and i have heather's birthday present. HE SHOWS UP AT MY HOUSE WITH TWO EFFIN BOYS... I DONT EVEN... KNOWWWW. THEN THEY PROCEED TO SING ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN THEIR AWKWARD... DEEPLY MONOTONE.... VOICES. welll, after a little while, things got a little less awkward. and they were a little bit more hott. so it was okay. minus me not making out with them, but I'll deal. i guessss D: and anyways, if i grow some balls, i'll eventually get what i want, right? rightttt.

anywayssss; i wanna throw up. and sleeeep.

ohhh how i hate people who over-exaggerate and are completely fake who complain about people who are fake, when they're the fakest ones around, and BULLcrapping in their whole blogs, and everyone knows about their fakenesss. rawrrr. that IRKS ME. kaythanks.